I’m in an antique shop and in front of me is a glass coffee table, clean and polished. The table is full of ornaments.

The little gems that catch my eye are these three miniature china grand pianos. All three are decorated with flowers and painted in bright colours.

On the table there are also decorative artificial flowers, these are determined to fall over and I have problems keeping them stable upon the table top. I move away before everything falls and collapses into pieces.

The image below is the best I could find to illustrate what I was looking at, my pianos were smothered with paintings and completely covered the pianos.